CALL ME OUT: EVERYONE ELSE UP IN HERE REMIX (･｀ｪ´･)つ

[litwick]

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[vocalizer]

[ There is never going to be a time when Aoba wakes up and is happy about it. ] I've tried different alarms before. It doesn't help.

And I have, but I don't know if there are any really good stories about it. [ Just awkward customers weirdly into his voice, but he doesn't particularly want to talk about that one.

He doesn't have to be dismissive of his work stuff though since Koujaku seems to be taking interest in what his customers are saying. Aoba's getting this really douchey smirk on his face as he rests his arms on the table and leans forward a little.

It's clearly definitely different from what Aoba thinks it is. ]

You really want to know?

[coiffeur]

[He'll get the work stories go because the change in Aoba's demeanor interests him. He can't help be curious, because he's heard quite a bit of stuff, but hearing what Aoba has heard is different. He also actually cares what he's heard, too.]

Of course. Though, if you heard something about me being engaged or someone's soulmate, those aren't true. [He says, smiling, trying to add humor into the situation again.]

[vocalizer]

[ Surprisingly enough Aoba had yet to hear any stories like that. Or maybe it's not that surprising because he can't see Koujaku settling down with one woman. A playboy like him can't settle down with one person, can he? (Haha... little does he know.)

He gives Koujaku a mock serious look of disgust. ]

"Engaged"? What have you been telling these women, Koujaku?

[coiffeur]

Some women take actions and words to heart more than others. [AKA he is kindly putting some of these women are delusional.] It's because they feel things more intensely, but for the most part I have cleared it all up.

[And he didn't forget.] So what have you heard? Don't back out, now. [And he starts taking another sip of his drink, almost finished with this one.]

[vocalizer]

[ Aoba meanwhile still has a good half of his drink left. Considering his alcohol tolerance this is probably for the best. And while Koujaku is sugarcoating that, Aoba knows what he's really trying to say is some of the women after him are completely crazy.

He leans against his hand and sighs loudly. ]

I don't know if I even want to tell you. You'll get a swelled head.

[coiffeur]

You can't lead me on only to pull back, Aoba. [He looks a little disappointed, but actually he'd be fine with it.] Is it really that flattering, though? [He laughs.] Maybe it's too embarrassing to say... I understand.

[vocalizer]

[ A scoffing sound. ]

Ah, it is. It's embarrassing just listening to them go on sometimes.