IC PLURK MEME ① YOUR CHARACTER MAKES A PLURK ② OTHER CHARACTERS COMMENT ICLY ON SAID PLURK ③ COME UP WITH SCENARIOS ④ LIKE CHARACTERS TAKING PICTURES, SPAMMING MEMES, OR BEING DUMB
goatbed ♪ hmmm goatbed ♪ how fat they are maybe goatbed ♪ and that's really not good for your back... goatbed ♪ i'm going to tell granny you're only coming over for the food
яє∂ ѕραяяσωYou think they'd be cuddly? яє∂ ѕραяяσωI'll sleep where Tae-san thinks is best. яє∂ ѕραяяσωShe's the woman of the household. яє∂ ѕραяяσωYou know that's not true. яє∂ ѕραяяσωThe view from your porch is nice too.
goatbed ♪ dunno, i'd be pretty worried about their teeth... goatbed ♪ i mean, have you seen a hippo yawn? ren would be swallowed in one gulp goatbed ♪ you always say that, but you live on the third floor too don't you?
яє∂ ѕραяяσωMaybe you need to find a gentle one. яє∂ ѕραяяσωOr one with no teeth. яє∂ ѕραяяσωI say it because it's true. яє∂ ѕραяяσωEven Tae-san knows I simply don't come over for food.
goatbed ♪ are you gonna introduce me to one then? goatbed ♪ ahhh, come on goatbed ♪ you know i'm just kidding right koujaku?? goatbed ♪ of course it's cause we're friends
яє∂ ѕραяяσωI'll tell you if I see a gentle hippo with no teeth. яє∂ ѕραяяσωI know but I do have to admit яє∂ ѕραяяσωThe food and the view from your room is pretty nice. яє∂ ѕραяяσωThe company is still very important though. яє∂ ѕραяяσωIt's a relaxing place.
яє∂ ѕραяяσωOuch! яє∂ ѕραяяσωThat hurt a bit Aoba. яє∂ ѕραяяσωI sometimes have to bring my work home. яє∂ ѕραяяσωSo sadly this arrangement was not meant to be яє∂ ѕραяяσωbut I'll still come visit you plenty яє∂ ѕραяяσωbecause I know things will get lonely over there without me.
goatbed ♪ right, right goatbed ♪ i'll kiss it better for you later you big baby goatbed ♪ unless i die of loneliness first without you goatbed ♪ like that'd really happen wwwwww
яє∂ ѕραяяσωWell ain't I lucky? яє∂ ѕραяяσωYou wouldn't die яє∂ ѕραяяσωbut maybe you'd get more split ends. яє∂ ѕραяяσωSomeone has to remind you to take care of your hair properly. яє∂ ѕραяяσωSo think of your hair.
яє∂ ѕραяяσωYou have to remember to dry it properly after washing it. яє∂ ѕραяяσωSeeing such nice hair not being kept properly яє∂ ѕραяяσωI just can't let it happen. яє∂ ѕραяяσωIt's my livelihood.
goatbed ♪ what are you, my mom? goatbed ♪ drying it is such a pain goatbed ♪ maybe you should stop thinking about it before you give yourself white hairs
яє∂ ѕραяяσωI'm a concerned friend and hairstylist. яє∂ ѕραяяσωJoking about that is tempting fate яє∂ ѕραяяσωand anyway it doesn't work like that. яє∂ ѕραяяσωIt's almost an hour яє∂ ѕραяяσωI'll start walking over. яє∂ ѕραяяσωYou closing up shop today?
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goatbed ♪ how fat they are maybe
goatbed ♪ and that's really not good for your back...
goatbed ♪ i'm going to tell granny you're only coming over for the food
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω I'll sleep where Tae-san thinks is best.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω She's the woman of the household.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω You know that's not true.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω The view from your porch is nice too.
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goatbed ♪ i mean, have you seen a hippo yawn? ren would be swallowed in one gulp
goatbed ♪ you always say that, but you live on the third floor too don't you?
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω Or one with no teeth.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω I say it because it's true.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω Even Tae-san knows I simply don't come over for food.
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goatbed ♪ ahhh, come on
goatbed ♪ you know i'm just kidding right koujaku??
goatbed ♪ of course it's cause we're friends
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω I know but I do have to admit
яє∂ ѕραяяσω The food and the view from your room is pretty nice.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω The company is still very important though.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω It's a relaxing place.
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goatbed ♪ why don't you just admit that you want to move in?
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω It'd be easier for you to admire my manliness (-‿◦)ᕗ
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goatbed ♪ better not, or you can't bring your customers over
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω That hurt a bit Aoba.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω I sometimes have to bring my work home.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω So sadly this arrangement was not meant to be
яє∂ ѕραяяσω but I'll still come visit you plenty
яє∂ ѕραяяσω because I know things will get lonely over there without me.
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goatbed ♪ i'll kiss it better for you later you big baby
goatbed ♪ unless i die of loneliness first without you
goatbed ♪ like that'd really happen wwwwww
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω You wouldn't die
яє∂ ѕραяяσω but maybe you'd get more split ends.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω Someone has to remind you to take care of your hair properly.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω So think of your hair.
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω Seeing such nice hair not being kept properly
яє∂ ѕραяяσω I just can't let it happen.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω It's my livelihood.
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goatbed ♪ drying it is such a pain
goatbed ♪ maybe you should stop thinking about it before you give yourself white hairs
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яє∂ ѕραяяσω Joking about that is tempting fate
яє∂ ѕραяяσω and anyway it doesn't work like that.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω It's almost an hour
яє∂ ѕραяяσω I'll start walking over.
яє∂ ѕραяяσω You closing up shop today?
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goatbed ♪ yeah, but it shouldn't take too long
goatbed ♪ i'll see you in a bit then