CALL ME OUT: EVERYONE ELSE UP IN HERE REMIX (･｀ｪ´･)つ

[litwick]

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[coiffeur]

I'll make sure to mind my manners and not shame myself in front of her. [Not that he would shame himself because that would be WAY too embarrassing. Even if he was totally wasted he wouldn't let himself disgrace himself in that manner. He's only a little buzzed right now anyway.] I'll help cover for you, too, if she starts to worry about you. [And he'll make sure Aoba gets home safely. He would have done that anyway, though.]

[vocalizer]

If you don't want to make her mad you better not.

[ Though as long as he didn't do anything too outlandish Tae would probably let it slide with minimum yelling. Still it's probably for the best that Koujaku isn't planning on turning up at his place sloppy drunk.

Aoba dismisses the comment. ]

It's fine. I'm not planning on making Granny worry in the first place.

[ Not anymore in any case. ]

[coiffeur]

I am always on my best behavior in front of women. [As cheesy as it is, it's true. He wants to be a good guest, and going over to Aoba's place, he can relax there, too.]

Love makes people worry, nevertheless. [And he starts drinking again, because it's a very true fact. Familial, friendly/platonic, and romantic... even with their differences caring about someone makes them worry.]

[vocalizer]

[ A snort. Yeah, he knows how Koujaku is around women, but at least he doesn't act like that around Tae. It'd be kind of uncomfortable for everyone involved if he did.

Aoba slowly spins his glass around without taking another drink yet himself. ]

Either way, I think I've done enough of that already. I'm not going to give her any reason to worry about me unnecessarily.

[ Even if he doesn't remember a lot of it, Aoba really did make Tae's life difficult for several years of his life. ]

[coiffeur]

That's a good attitude to have. [He's sincere with his words, and he cares about Tae, too.] Maybe not forgetting to lock the door before you leave work will be the next thing you can work on. [He teases, laughing a few times.]

Work is going well, though at that junk shop? [To change the topic, as he doesn't like talking about the gap of time between him leaving and coming back to the island.]

[vocalizer]

[ Haha, look at his expression fall flat now. ]

I know, I know.

[ It's not like he leaves it unlocked on purpose. He's just really spacey about that for whatever reason. Definitely needs to work on that one. ]

Work's about the same as it always is.

[ Which means fine, but he still has to put up with obnoxious tiny terrors from time to time, and it's not like they're swarming with business at any given point in time. ]

I'd ask about work for you, but I keep hearing girls all over talking about you.

[coiffeur]

[He laughs at Aoba's reaction as it's pretty funny and cute.] Maybe finding you an alarm that'll wake you up and put you in a good mood might help. [Chance of that happening is very low, Koujaku.]

You've been working there for a bit now, right? You probably have an interesting story or two by now. [BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU GO OUT DRINKING, AOBA... exchange dumb stories, pretend to care, and drink.]

Oh? What do they say? [He's actually... curious, but his reasoning is probably different than what Aoba would think.]

[vocalizer]

[ There is never going to be a time when Aoba wakes up and is happy about it. ] I've tried different alarms before. It doesn't help.

And I have, but I don't know if there are any really good stories about it. [ Just awkward customers weirdly into his voice, but he doesn't particularly want to talk about that one.

He doesn't have to be dismissive of his work stuff though since Koujaku seems to be taking interest in what his customers are saying. Aoba's getting this really douchey smirk on his face as he rests his arms on the table and leans forward a little.

It's clearly definitely different from what Aoba thinks it is. ]

You really want to know?

[coiffeur]

[He'll get the work stories go because the change in Aoba's demeanor interests him. He can't help be curious, because he's heard quite a bit of stuff, but hearing what Aoba has heard is different. He also actually cares what he's heard, too.]

Of course. Though, if you heard something about me being engaged or someone's soulmate, those aren't true. [He says, smiling, trying to add humor into the situation again.]

[vocalizer]

[ Surprisingly enough Aoba had yet to hear any stories like that. Or maybe it's not that surprising because he can't see Koujaku settling down with one woman. A playboy like him can't settle down with one person, can he? (Haha... little does he know.)

He gives Koujaku a mock serious look of disgust. ]

"Engaged"? What have you been telling these women, Koujaku?

[coiffeur]

Some women take actions and words to heart more than others. [AKA he is kindly putting some of these women are delusional.] It's because they feel things more intensely, but for the most part I have cleared it all up.

[And he didn't forget.] So what have you heard? Don't back out, now. [And he starts taking another sip of his drink, almost finished with this one.]

[vocalizer]

[ Aoba meanwhile still has a good half of his drink left. Considering his alcohol tolerance this is probably for the best. And while Koujaku is sugarcoating that, Aoba knows what he's really trying to say is some of the women after him are completely crazy.

He leans against his hand and sighs loudly. ]

I don't know if I even want to tell you. You'll get a swelled head.

[coiffeur]

You can't lead me on only to pull back, Aoba. [He looks a little disappointed, but actually he'd be fine with it.] Is it really that flattering, though? [He laughs.] Maybe it's too embarrassing to say... I understand.

[vocalizer]

[ A scoffing sound. ]

Ah, it is. It's embarrassing just listening to them go on sometimes.