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[litwick]

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[vocalizer]

[ For the first part of the story Aoba's sitting here frowning while he tries to remember any of this actually happening. Jeez, even Ren was telling him to ease up?

His expression changes drastically when Koujaku starts talking about Aoba pinning him down and sloppily kissing him. He sits bolt upright in his chair and actually manages to bump into his glass and knock some more out of it.

Goddammit Aoba... ]

Did that really happen?!

[coiffeur]

[Koujaku is too busy muffling his laughter, his body shaking to notice Aoba's full reaction, only hearing his voice. He's not doing a very good job at trying to stay calm and have Aoba believe it's true.]

[vocalizer]

[ Wait a minute, is he-- THIS ASSHOLE!!

The irritation on his face is immediate. ]

You...

[coiffeur]

[Now he can't hold back, a full eruption of laughter.]

I'm- [he's trying to stop laughing, but a few more escape.] I'm sorry, Aoba, I couldn't resist.

[vocalizer]

I can't believe you.

[ He makes an irritated sound before grabbing his glass and downing a good fourth of what's in there in one go. Fine, if Koujaku's gonna be a jerk then he gets the privilege of dragging a drunk Aoba back to his Granny's house.

He hopes drunk him makes your life hell, buddy! ]

[coiffeur]

I'm actually a bit surprised you believed me for a second there. [And when he sees Aoba drinking so quickly, his face turns to one of a slight panic.] Oi, Aoba, you don't need to drink that quickly!

[vocalizer]

[ Nope! Nope nope! In fact forcing himself to drink more before he sort of overdoes it and has to stop and cough a bit.

He's trying so hard to pretend like he didn't just make an ass out of himself and coughs a few more times to clear his throat. ]

What? Worried I'll get drunk and try to kiss you?

[coiffeur]

[A drunken kiss is nothing compared to what he's actually worried about.] More like getting sick and not having fun. [Now he blames himself a little for Aoba's response.] Getting too drunk, you'll regret it tomorrow.

[vocalizer]

[ Sinking back into his chair and putting his drink down. He's trying to be angry right now, he doesn't want this concern and logic tossed his way. He just wants to be a sarcastic dick in response to Koujaku's teasing. ]

It's just one drink. I'm not going to drink more after this.

[coiffeur]

You can have more, but just pace yourself. [Though, he's a little less worried. He goes back to drinking his own drink, taking his time and scanning to see who else is around. He wants to change the mood, so he points to pair of girls.] I think the one the left, she looks like she could be your type, Aoba. [Though, honestly Koujaku isn't even sure what Aoba's type is, but who could resist such a cute girl? Even Aoba couldn't say such an attractive girl isn't even slightly appealing.]

[vocalizer]

[ A sigh and picking up the drink again while staring it down. ]

I know.

[ He's not a kid anymore! He knows his limit! Sort of... he knows how easy it is for him to hit it anyway. Koujaku's advice actually isn't bad advice, but in all honesty he hadn't been planning on drinking more than one drink tonight anyway.

He's gonna sit there and be grumpy for awhile longer over this too, but Koujaku's attempt to change the subject works, and Aoba twists around to get a look at what Koujaku is talking about. ]

Huh?

[ ... Only to realize it's girls. Koujaku's pointing out women. Of course he is.

If Koujaku doesn't think Aoba can resist a cute girl, he clearly underestimates Aoba's general lack of interest in fooling around with girls at this point in time. ]

Ah, yeah. I guess she's cute.

[ What a lackluster response. ]

[coiffeur]

You guess? [Man, it's a long shot but even Koujaku is a bit taken aback by the response. Maybe he pointed to the wrong girl?] What about her friend? [Honestly, he wouldn't mind if Aoba found a cute, nice girl to date or having something casual with.] They look friendly enough that we could go up and talk to them. [And he'd try to prop up Aoba.]

[vocalizer]

[ He's about to respond with the same sort of half hearted response, but then Koujaku goes and adds in the part about trying to chat up the girls and Aoba's quick to hold out an arm, ready to stop Koujaku as needed.

He came here to have fun with his friend not pick up girls. He wants to spend his night with Koujaku and not awkwardly trying to talk to a girl he's not even interested in. ]

Hold on a minute! There's no need for us to bother them.

[coiffeur]

[He's not going to ditch Aoba over this, especially since it's their night to have fun and catch up. Still, he's just a little surprised. Maybe Aoba thinks Koujaku would overshadow him? Maybe the fear of rejection? He's not sure, but if Aoba doesn't want to, he won't.]

It wouldn't be bothering, as they look like they want to have fun, but if you prefer talking to me instead of pretty girls... I'm flattered.

[vocalizer]

[ It's not so much that he's afraid of being rejected of overshadowed, though he's pretty sure both things will happen if they go over there. It's more than he honestly just isn't interested. But he relaxes and even smiles a little, though technically it's more of a smirk than anything. ]

Don't get full of yourself.

[ He really does prefer talking to Koujaku though, so... ]

[coiffeur]

[Well, he doesn't deny it. Talking and catching up to Aoba, he can't deny it, he does enjoy it a lot. He likes girls, sure, but this is more of a unique opportunity. ]

To have such a good friend, I'm just saying how lucky I am, that's all. [He starts drinking again, giving a good shake to Aoba's right shoulder before letting it go.]

[vocalizer]

Your flattery isn't going to work on me, you know.

[ He says that, but despite himself Aoba looks pretty happy about the compliment. It's still a nice thing to hear, even if Aoba's over here giving Koujaku all this shit.

Maybe he should compliment Koujaku too? He should probably let him know that Aoba also enjoys their time together, but the longer he hesitates the smaller the window of opportunity for a comment like that gets.

He's gonna be take a sip of his drink again just to give himself an excuse to not talk. So much for that... ]

[coiffeur]

It's the truth that also just happens to be flattery, maybe. [He smiles again, holding his drink but not drinking it just yet.] I just want you to know for certain you're a good friend of mine and you can come to me for whatever reason.

[He goes back to drinking again since Aoba is doing it, and he looks very relaxed and at ease.]

[vocalizer]

[ Putting the glass down. He's giving a genuine smile at that. ]

I know.

[ He's never had any doubts that Koujaku would be there for him if Aoba needed him. He always has been. ]

The same goes for you. Even if I don't know how to exactly, I'll always be willing to help you out when you need it.

[ A pause as he looks to the side at the women Koujaku was talking about earlier. He's still smiling good-naturedly but he's talking in a completely different tone of voice now. ]

Unless it's a problem with one of your fans. I don't want to be involved in any of that.

[coiffeur]

[He nods, agreeing with what Aoba has to say. Koujaku is a pretty private peson deep down, and while he probably wouldn't take Aoba up on the offer, it's the words and kindess behind the offer that makes him appreciate it.]

They are never a problem, they simply want to express and how their affection. Who am I to stop and limit them? It would be cruel of me to turn them down or tell them not to. [He feels more comfortable with going back to this side of him because sharing some of his issues with him isn't what Aoba needs in his life.]

[vocalizer]

[ Luckily for Koujaku (unluckily?) Aoba's about as clueless as you can get on this issue, so he's pretty happy to let it slide right on by.

In fact, here comes a flat look from Aoba instead. ]

What's with your definition of the word cruel?

[coiffeur]

To make a woman intentionally upset, I suppose. I want to be gentle and kind to all of them -- I can't help it. Making them upset, I try not to do that. [But he's sure he's made women upset, but never outright intentionally at least.] If she wants to do something, and her heart is telling her to, it's still not my place to stop her.

[he starts sipping at his drink again, but pauses to speak again.] Maybe one day you'll meet a person that you never want to hurt and protect. [Koujaku technically has, but still. He isn't going to admit that under these circumstances.]

[vocalizer]

[ Aoba's taking another drink while Koujaku talks to keep himself from responding to any of those comments right away. When someone's being obnoxious and needs to be told to knock something off it doesn't matter if they're a man or a woman.

The fundamental differences between Aoba's thought process and Koujaku's... ]

I already have people like that, but if they're doing something stupid I don't care what their heart tells them, I'm going to let them know they're doing something stupid.

[coiffeur]

You do? Then I'll hopefully get to meet her one day. [And he pats him on the arm, careful with his hair since he knows.] Especially if it's Tae-san, because I could really go for some of her home cooking after a few drinks. [Though, he's a bit curious to know who Aoba means.] Nothing tastes better than a home cooked meal when you drink a little too much -- it helps with hangovers.

[vocalizer]

[ Aoba's letting out a snort of laughter at that and shaking his head just once as he pulls up the menu on his coil. ]

In that case I should message her to warn her about the storm that's about to blow into our house.

[ Or more so she's got a heads up she's going to have two men showing up later looking to eat her out of house and home.

He's not making any other comment about the people important to him. Not because he's trying to keep it a secret but Aoba feels it should be pretty obvious at this point who his friends are, and Koujaku already guessed one with Tae. SORRY, BUDDY, there's no lovely lady that has managed to caught Aoba's disinterested eye. ]